F.A.Q. for C.A.M.P.
All your picnic questions, and more, answered!



- What is C.A.M.P. ?

Camille’s Amazing and Magnificent Picnic, or the Communally Administered Multifunctional Party, is a social event involving food, drink and the partaking thereof, in the spirit of building community and having a good time.

- What’s on the menu?

I will bring a base offering of bread, spreads, some fruit and a couple bottles of Limo, as well as a non-vegan cake.

- What can I bring?

A picnic blanket if you have one (I only have one so someone better have another), food you enjoy (but be mindful of not bringing too much, in my experience these sorts of things end up with an overflow of leftovers), drinks you enjoy (alcohol welcome but not obligatory!), your best mood (which we will all work to improve), party hats, etc.

- Who can I bring?

New and old friends, love interests, your parents, your children, a stranger you just met, anyone really, as long as they are cool and down with the vibe.

- But what is the vibe?

The vibe is chill and relaxed and queer and fun. Like tin read basically!

- Will there be any fun activities?

Only if you come up with them, that is not my remit. Feel free to come up with fun and interesting ways for us all to interact. 

- Why are you doing this?

Because of my gregarious and friendly disposition, and because you are all my friends and I like to spend time with you.

- What if I don’t want to come?

That’s fine too, if you’re not feeling it on the day then just don’t! I will not think you hate me, I promise.

- Huh?

Eh?